I've got a stapler and I'm not afraid to use it

Mikey 3 comments
I've got a stapler and I'm not afraid to use it

A ski mask clad man has held up an ice cream store with a stapler and gotten away with $175.

Thirty two year old Gerald A. Rocchi was arrested a short time later, when employees of the store pointed police into the same direction Rocchi was headed.

At this time it is unknown what calibre staples were inside the stapler, but luckily for the staff who cooperated with the bandit, he never fired the weapon.

at Yahoo.

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Tuesday 20th November 2007 | 04:22 PM

was it loaded at the time?

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Dirty Harry

Tuesday 20th November 2007 | 05:21 PM

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six staples or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Swingline Pro, the most powerful hand stapler in the world and could leave you mildly irritated if I fired it, you've got to ask yourself one question...Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

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Wednesday 21st November 2007 | 04:02 AM

Ahahahaha, awesome quote.

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