Myspace moron responds to Digg users

Mikey 10 comments
Myspace moron responds to Digg users

This is too funny not to share. A few days ago on someone posted "5 Myspace Morons", which linked to 5 Myspace pages belonging to the more literally challenged (and deluded) of the user base. The post got picked up on Digg and .

Today one of the 5 "Myspace morons" responded and simultaneously confirmed his placement in the top 5. Read this, if you can.

Ayo dun FuCked wit da wRong G.
Current mood: angry

aYo Its Me dat K, A to da DouBle Z n I cant help but V, some whiteyz Is tryin Ta diss me. Aight check it I wuZ showin off mah fame to some FYne Azz hunniez at mah crib, and I stumBle upon Dis here site, man dis da nerdIezt fukIn a site a Brother could see.

Mah BytchEz got turned on when I said watch How Big Papa Crunch handlez dem hataz.

Dat B da site, i Iz callin all you neRdz who took part in makin this to step UP And DO SomEthin, dont be hidin behind some, outta rename dat shit to Hidin behind day keyboArds talkin shyt.

But Ya SEe da nerDz from digs is just JealOuz dat I get mo Poon in OnE night den Dat entiRe populaTion COM-B-INED bitchEz.

Da MyspAce nigGaz is gun invade dis site, you CrackZ got somEthin to say hit up mah Voice CommenTz, o some shyt.

CheCk Yoself befo u WRecK yoself. PaYCE

What can you say to that? Oh wait, you don't speak 'Bling'? Me either. Translated version below (translated by Digg user ).

Hello denizens of you have started a quarrel with the wrong individual.
My current mood is that I am peeved.

Hello my name is Kazz and I cannot help but notice that many of you individuals are trying to bismerch me. I was showing off my riches to a few enchanting women which I had over at my domicile when I happened upon this site, and I must say it is quite a nerdy community.

My ladies where pleased when I said I would handle you hooligans.

Those are the websites in question, I am calling all of the hooligans who took part in this to step ud and take aresponsibility for their actions, don't hide yourselfs behind the veil of, it might as well be rechristened You are only acting tough because you are shrouding yourselves behind your keyboards.

But you see I believe you hooligans from Digg are simply jealous that I have more relations in one night than your entire populace combined.

Us denizens of MySpace will intrude upon theis websites territory, if you have something to say please leave me a voice comment, or something of the like.

Know yourself before you destroy yourself. Payce.

I won't bother pointing out the irony (but think l33t speak). Incidentally, my spell checker had a nervous breakdown before I posted this article.

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Thursday 10th April 2008 | 08:15 AM


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The Movie Whore

Thursday 10th April 2008 | 08:32 AM

Calling him a moron really is an insult to morons. Just yet more of an argument to show how lame MySpace can be if used in the wrong hands.

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Thursday 10th April 2008 | 11:00 AM

I speak fluent whiteyneese, or 'bling' as you say after my time as a POW in an ALI-G detention camp.

This is a crackup.

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Gina Squitieri

Thursday 10th April 2008 | 11:54 AM

I love it. Bling!

Yo, bruz, dat F L U to the double F and she can't help but Y be feelin bettuh, aight? B***h ain't goin no wheah if I can hep it, nome sayin? Lo' B chill. Payz-out!

Translation: My daughter's kitty cat is recovering quite nicely from a kidney infection. We were very scared we were going to lose her; perhaps some of you can relate? The Lord is very merciful and kind. May you all be drunk with tranquility. :)

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Thursday 10th April 2008 | 12:30 PM response to this comment by Gina Squitieri. Welcome back Gina :-)

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Gina Squitieri

Friday 11th April 2008 | 10:40 AM

You're the BANG, Michael! I even brought a present, so listen up and enjoy. (Forgive the off-topic post. )

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Friday 11th April 2008 | 10:54 AM response to this comment by Gina Squitieri. Hi Gina. I'm afraid I can not follow that link out of fear of being Rick Rolled ;-)

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Gina Squitieri

Friday 11th April 2008 | 12:14 PM

N-evuh rollya. Not evuh. You'll love it. And if you don't, I know a really good attorney if you wanna sue me. :-DDDD

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Friday 11th April 2008 | 02:02 PM

oh man.. just another poor white boy trying to be a brother.. im surprised that part of the gene pool isnt all dried up, much like his grasp (or lack there-of) of the english language.
still good for a chuckle

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Friday 11th April 2008 | 02:22 PM

Using 'myspace' and 'moron' in the same sentence is redundant

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