Chuck Norris on student hit list

Mikey 8 comments
Chuck Norris on student hit list

As April 1st has well and truly passed, I can assure you this is not a joke. Two high school students have been arrested for possessing what appeared to be a 'hit list' which targeted, among other people, actor Chuck Norris. School officials stated that they "did not take this as a laughing matter".

The boys say the list was a joke and I am inclined to believe them, because everyone knows you don't simply go out and find Chick Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

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Friday 11th April 2008 | 10:07 PM

Somehow I don't think Chucky would have been all that concerned.

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Friday 11th April 2008 | 10:09 PM

didn't realise he was still alive!!!

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Friday 11th April 2008 | 11:44 PM

They are both about to be round house kicked our of existence, and they don't even know it.

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The Movie Whore

Saturday 12th April 2008 | 12:33 AM

chuck Norris found out about this list and rather than end their lives with only his mere presence. He had mercy and called the cops instead.

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Andrea L

Saturday 12th April 2008 | 08:24 AM

Its stories like these that keep Chuck in popular culture! When will it end? Neat blog you have here.

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Saturday 12th April 2008 | 06:08 PM

They found a new way of committing suicide without actually having to kill yourself, and what better person to kill you than CHUCK NORRIS!

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Nate >.>

Sunday 13th April 2008 | 09:07 AM response to this comment by Gong. [in a Dr Zoidberd voice]

What an honor!

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Monday 14th April 2008 | 06:03 AM

I don't know what these boys were thinking, it is clear that with the morern advances in plastic surgery and home bodyweight exercise machines, Chuck Norris will outlive even the cockroaches in a post appocolyptic society.

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