Chuck Norris on student hit listMikey 8 comments
As April 1st has well and truly passed, I can assure you this is not a joke. Two high school students have been arrested for possessing what appeared to be a 'hit list' which targeted, among other people, actor Chuck Norris. School officials stated that they "did not take this as a laughing matter".
The boys say the list was a joke and I am inclined to believe them, because everyone knows you don't simply go out and find Chick Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.