The Perfect Woman: Pre-order now!

Mikey 14 comments
The Perfect Woman: Pre-order now!

These geek's must have had a hard time getting a date, let alone finding the perfect woman. So if you can't find the perfect woman, what would any self respecting geek do? Make one, of course!

And that's what AI Robotic co-founders Etienne Reese and Yogic Amatory claim to have done. Unimaginatively called 'The Perfect Woman', they are even taking pre-orders for the robot and guarantee delivery within 48 hours.

While I would love for this to be true, it's easy to call fakes-eese on this one. But it's very clever and the actress does a superb lifeless acting job, which thinking about it again might not be good for her career. You be the judge.

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 03:45 PM

For real?

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 04:18 PM

Off Topic.. It's now the 29th May in Russia and the world seems to be still going okay. Looks like the worlds not ending after all... Well not yet anyway.

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Gina Squitieri

Thursday 29th May 2008 | 04:21 PM response to this comment by Hacker. (This was part of a BBC documentary.)

You haven't seen anything yet.

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 04:42 PM response to this comment by Hacker. Oh come on. It's clearly a person with make up on.... 1950's horror films had better special effects..

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 05:11 PM

Like Mike says, "it's easy to call fakes-eese"

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 08:03 PM

yeah i'll take half dozen.......

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 08:38 PM

I'd do her

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 09:40 PM

She's hot

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Fendo's Buddy

Thursday 29th May 2008 | 10:04 PM

Believe it or not, after watching a program on TV last night where they catch the child preditors who start out on the net, and then are lured in I was thinking of just such a thing.

Look at the way families dress their 12-17 year old girls (little overdeveloped sluts running around everywhere) these days. No wonder there are so many men willing to go to prison for rape. I think a "Working Model" of this part time whore should be subisdized by the governments of the world. Rape initiated by online chat would fall if the things were cheap enough, and the politicians could take some pressure off net control.

I know, its not your girl thats dressing like a slut, wearing here little "fuck -me" belly shirts, but perhaps we could get through to the parents who arn't paying attnetion.. What sizes do you spose they come in?

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Thursday 29th May 2008 | 10:08 PM response to this comment by Jack. Oh no,,,Jack is off topic again. I wonder what jack is off onto this time??? I mean really?

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Friday 30th May 2008 | 07:13 AM

What gave away that they were nerds? Do you think it was their persuit of the perfect woman that would actually do them, or their names, Etienne Reese and Yogic Amatory?

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Friday 30th May 2008 | 07:36 AM


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Friday 6th June 2008 | 04:03 AM

Ok I thought I have seen everything but you know what? Now! I have seen everything. June 11th is going to be a sad day a sad day indeed. I'am a man and I'am sorry but I prefer the touch of a real woman and flaws of a real woman then the perfectness of a robot even if she listens to you. But theres one thing a Fake woman robot or human can never do and thats love you. Besides that what makes them think its gona work.

1. With new technologys it has flaws

2. Robots can't replace a real woman in bed. Might as well stick to the blow up doll.

3. Its really for fat guys on the couch who are greased up in potato chips and if I was a woman who can blame not going out with them.

My point is Project Lisa shouldn't hit the markets workable or non workable. Becuase thats just saying that humans are slowly declining into a state of infertility. Not that theres anything wrong with that. But in todays standerds its hard to get a good mate. You cant just walk up to a woman anymore and ask them for there number or you might get labeled as a stalker or a freak of nature. Even if you are hot it wont work. Project lisa wont solve the lonely mans problems it would make it worse and sink the poor fellow who bought the robot into a depression. Suicide will be high because no matter what a robot is cold not warm with metal. The male population who buys this thing will say wow its good but I dont feel a dam thing.

Men if you cant get a date its because there is something wrong with you. Iether it would be looks personality or how you treat a woman. You'd be surprised of how many single women are out there. I'am not a good looking guy myself I do already have a girlfriend but I get stares everytime I go on the bus by woman and as soon as I say hi they smile. So if your wondering on how to get off the robot binge and looking for a real woman heres my advice.

1. figure out why you cant get a date. Trust me you know.

2. After you figure it out fix it. Weather it would be your wieght....most likely or to the clothes you were or where you are dating at. You fix that you will find a gal in no time.

3. Lay off the internet sites and dating sites as well that would make your situation worse. You could use a dating sight but dont be on it all the time.

4. Lastly dont chase after her let her chase you. A real woman that cares will chase you and let you know if she likes you. That too is also rare.

Men today are lazy thats why they are forever lonely. Women hate lazyness even if they are lazy themselves or more so. But the one thing women hate is lazyness. Quit smoking go out on the tredmill go on a diet loose wieght feel great.

If you just do what I just said your chances of meetin a woman has gone up 10 folds.

Women are complicated creatures and hard to get the " perfect one " But human its self isnt perfect even anything man made isn't perfect.

The one thing men are afraid of is being alone with out a female thats why project lisa is being made. As soon as this happens the custumer will buy it perfectly in its perfect box then make love to it sleep with it eat with it go to work with it. then as soon as he gets old dies and she wont hug you all she will say is good bye bob. Then you'll realize the only person next to your death bed is a robot you been with your decades. Guess what since you havent bothered looking siting on that couch getting fat through out the years you are dieing alone now with a machine next to you with no feelings whatso ever. Then you died alone with nobody next to your side.

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Friday 6th June 2008 | 07:12 AM response to this comment by Jorgey. pft... a real woman has no flaws.

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