For Sale: 5 Bed, 3 Bath, 1 MILF

Jaquie S 16 comments
For Sale: 5 Bed, 3 Bath, 1 MILF

A struggling single mum in Palm Springs in the US is trying to sell her house and gain a husband at the same time. The 8 year divorcee is 'tired of struggling' and is auctioning her 2000 square feet home - which includes her - on eBay in the hopes that she can turn her life around. Her advert reads:

If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now.

Apparently a man from Italy is interested in her offer and is flying to Palm Beach USA to meet her.

Good luck lady!

From ABCNews.

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Johnson's Wang

Friday 27th June 2008 | 09:31 AM

I'd do her

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Rodney

Friday 27th June 2008 | 10:43 AM

If she's auctioning the house + herself then does that mean whoever bids the highest over the reserve get's her? WHat if it's an 85 year old guy? Or a woman?

I hope she's not choosy!

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Gina Squitieri

Friday 27th June 2008 | 12:29 PM

I hope he's not eyeing her daughter.

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Jake

Friday 27th June 2008 | 01:00 PM

I wonder what sort of 'ownership' rights one would have for winning said milf?

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Debra

Friday 27th June 2008 | 01:03 PM

I wonder if Florida is a community property state?

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Gina Squitieri

Friday 27th June 2008 | 01:15 PM

I wonder why she looks so tall and slender in her pictures and pretty... um.... hefty and not-so-tall in the news video? Something smells fishy!

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Mikey

Friday 27th June 2008 | 02:26 PM

I found the ebay advert, and it's been pulled: http://search.ebay.com/Florida-Dream-Home-Dream-Princess-Bride_W0QQdfspZ32QQfromZR40QQssPageNameZRC0021QQ_trksidZp1638Q2em120

"This listing (320267986725) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.
If the listing was removed by eBay, consider it canceled."

She had 6 days left on the auction and she made it to $164,455.69 before they pulled the plug. I guess ebay have a moral objection to selling people :-)

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andrew

Friday 27th June 2008 | 04:31 PM

makes you wonder what happen to her first husband!!

"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams!"

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Please help!

Friday 27th June 2008 | 06:12 PM

Can somene tell me what a milf is?

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Mikey

Friday 27th June 2008 | 06:35 PM

...in response to this comment by Please help!. See 3rd definition here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF

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Dumbass

Friday 27th June 2008 | 06:43 PM

Do the have "dilfs" as well? ROFL!

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Jen

Friday 27th June 2008 | 07:40 PM

...in response to this comment by Please help!. Mom I'd like to Fool around with :-)

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Debra

Saturday 28th June 2008 | 03:14 AM

She is back on ebay today with revised description and Item number: 320268184518.

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Insig

Monday 30th June 2008 | 11:49 PM

She looks kinda, odd :/

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witetiger31

Tuesday 22nd July 2008 | 09:41 PM

Hey I have a house to sell .....u wanna buy .... cheap ....... and IM NOT kidding ....email me @ hotmail.com

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muddie

Saturday 13th August 2011 | 02:55 PM

quanto por la ninja?

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Jaquie S 27th June 2008 by Jaquie S

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