The FBI really does suck at Photoshop

Mikey 20 comments
The FBI really does suck at Photoshop

This is one very embarrassing blunder. The FBI claims to have used 'cutting edge' technology to reveal what Osama Bin Laden would look like today now that he's older.

Nothings strange there, except that the FBI's interpretation of 'cutting edge' is to take a campaign photo of Spain's former leader of the United left Coalition (3rd photo shown below) and make some ameature Photoshop manipulations (the middle photo below). Naturally, Gaspar Llamazares is pissed.

"I was surprised and angered because it's the most shameless use of a real person to make up the image of a terrorist"

I'm not sure which part is funnier. The FBI's interpretation of 'cutting edge' or that the end result still looks more like Mr Llamazares than it does Bin Laden. Either way you look at it, the FBI really does suck at Photoshop.

You be the judge.

FBI crappy photoshopping

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Saturday 20th February 2010 | 05:45 AM

Uhh...bin Laden's dead. He's been dead for about 9 years now...that makes this REALLY stupid. The U.S. military industrial complex (wikipedia it) has only one fatal flaw: it needs an enemy. The Russians quit on us, so the USG, Congress, the FBI, the CIA (insert your own list of intelligence organizations and defense contractors here) demonized bin Laden and started the war on terror. Dick and Donnie orchestrated 9/11 to seal our fate.

Just thought you all should know.

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A intelligent guy

Saturday 20th February 2010 | 08:46 AM response to this comment by Larry. Proof is key is all truths, present yours, and this evidence cannot be "my friend billy told me" or "it makes sense, I mean just look at the elements of this theory".

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Monday 22nd February 2010 | 01:45 AM

The "Big Bucks" are in building, selling armaments and mankind never fails to produce a customer! What a scheme - a veritable money fountain for America! Don't knock it, some of us depend on it for a living! The tax-dollar that may one day pay your medical care comes from us!

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College Graduate

Wednesday 24th March 2010 | 11:12 AM

Ameature? Try spell check. Or hire a proofreader. That's why they were invented.

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Monday 12th April 2010 | 03:21 AM

People forget that the FBI are people too. Someone who works there probably made the picture as a joke and sent it to his boss facetiously saying that's what osama would look like now, except the boss didn't realize it was a joke and ran with it.



Monday 12th April 2010 | 01:10 PM
235 total kudos response to this comment by bob. Yeah that's probably what happened


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Bob Sherunkle

Tuesday 13th April 2010 | 09:40 PM

Actually, the only thing that seems the same is the hair.

It was probably done by using some sort of photo library and I doubt really wether the tech at the other end knew who's hair he was using.

It looks more like bin laden than Llamazares.

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Friday 16th April 2010 | 09:53 PM

The first comment made me lol quite loud. I love conspiracy theorists. They always make me chuckle.
This is a pretty bad idea of "cutting edge" technology, but hey what do you expect from the FBI?

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Henk V

Friday 16th April 2010 | 09:59 PM

Tyler's fingerprints, DNA, New address, school, names of friends and relatives, number of guns and the names of zealot co-conspirators.

ASIO has this all on Jake, its only fair I ratted on him.

Jake, can you see your doctor about you latest blood tests and x-rays, we thought he was joking about your boobs.

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Sunday 18th April 2010 | 10:36 AM

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Friday 11th June 2010 | 01:27 PM

Looks like George Clooney :p

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Henk V

Friday 11th June 2010 | 04:55 PM
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what's does george clooney. 7 years younger and he looks 7 years older than me or my brothers.. poor bastard.

Jake, on review.. they weren't your boobs.

The Rudd government is setting the Libs up with skin cell approximates. I apologise for the initial dissemination. It was just bad culture.

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Friday 11th June 2010 | 07:59 PM
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Hey..who threw the photo of Ringo in the middle??



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Saturday 12th June 2010 | 12:58 PM response to this comment by Friendo. HAHAHAHAH!

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Monday 14th June 2010 | 10:58 AM

Even the photo which we have been told is Bin Laden since 9/11 barely resembles the verified photos of the man that were taken before 9/11. Apparently this guy is also five inches shorter than Bin Laden.

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epic lulz

Monday 28th June 2010 | 04:02 AM


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Thursday 1st July 2010 | 02:57 PM

larry and the rest of the cock suckers who think bin laden is dead should really grow a working brain.

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Anonymous X

Monday 8th November 2010 | 05:24 AM response to this comment by Larry. We already know.

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Monday 25th April 2011 | 11:36 AM response to this comment by Larry. You're retarded, aren't you?

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Monday 9th May 2011 | 02:12 PM response to this comment by Larry. Hey Larry,

Osama was just killed. He hasn't been dead for 9 years unfortunately.

Just thought you should know...

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