Update: It turns out . Thanks to lolcatlover666 for the tip. In any event, the chat log is still funny.

Complaintremover.com specialises in keeping your online company or personal image squeaky clean - free speech rights be damned. According to the statement on their web site:

"The immediate goal of our service is to stop defamation by positioning links on the Search Engines and by appeals to law to remove negative information. We send cease and desist letters and if necessary, file legal actions against the perpetrators and Internet service providers contributing to the unjust defamation of our members."

The Consumerist decided to chat online with a rep from Complaint Remover and see exactly what the procedure involves and how much it costs. The result is the funniest chat log I have read in a while. My favourite part:

CLIENT: So you like make new internets and push the bad internets down
Kelly: yes

Check it out.