How to prevent your next alien abduction
Mikey 29 comments
I'm not entirely sure what to make of this but the further in I go the more kosher it seems. Stopabductions.com is a site dedicated to helping alien abductees prevent future abductions by providing instructions on how to make your own 'thought screen helmet'. According to the web site:
"The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them."
There you go. It takes around 4 hours to make said helmet. If any of our readers have any success dispersing alien abductions please leave a comment.
Check it out: stopabductions.com
Rodney
Wednesday 19th March 2008 | 11:56 AMHahah that's gold!
The question now remains: what's worse? Being abducted by aliens or looking like an idiot?
Lauri
Wednesday 19th March 2008 | 01:10 PM...in response to this comment by Rodney. Well, the difference is between getting anal-probed or ass kicked.
Rodney
Wednesday 19th March 2008 | 01:22 PM...in response to this comment by Lauri. So, you're saying that like everything in life, it's a personal preference thing...
Kline
Wednesday 19th March 2008 | 05:48 PM...in response to this comment by Lauri. I'll take the anal probing thanks
Nate >.>
Thursday 20th March 2008 | 07:36 AM...in response to this comment by Rodney. Ha ha ha ha ha, very true Rodney, I'm not sure which I would choose, I guess if they were friendly (non ass-probing) aliens then I would have no problem with them taking me for a bit of a ride.
Besides, how do you sleep with one of those things on your head???
Hacker
Thursday 3rd April 2008 | 06:49 PMShould I make one for my arse as well as my head?
Hacker
Thursday 3rd April 2008 | 06:50 PMActually - just my head, haven`t had a good anal probing in ages :-p
...in response to this comment by Nate >.>. You need to know something about alien abductions before making comments. Aliens are creating a new race that is half human and half alien. They don't probe you. They take sperm from men and seeds from women to create what UFO investigator Budd Hopkins calls Transgenic Beings. I lost two battles with the transgenic beings. They look and act pretty human and tackled a woman from behind who was wearing a helmet and removed it. See the case history section in stopabductions.com.
I still make and send helmets for free to people being abducted by real aliens. None of these people report being probed. They do report unusual sexual encounters that they can't fully remember or understand. See Dave Jacob's website, ufoabduction.com for more information about what aliens really do and what they are really like.
You should have some accurate, real information before posting a comment.
Katrina
Wednesday 7th May 2008 | 07:41 AM...in response to this comment by Michael Menkin. All I can say, is hahahah, your too funny!!
I'll watch and see after your encounter with the aliens report.
Jake
Wednesday 7th May 2008 | 08:13 AM...in response to this comment by Michael Menkin. I know Michael, I've seen x-files...
Correction from Michael Menkin
For information on how aliens remove eggs from women, see ufoabduction.com.
The case histories on stopabductions.com are authentic. There is nothing fictional on either stopabductions.com and aliensandchildren.org.
I don't even watch the X files!
Mari Lynn J
Thursday 8th May 2008 | 05:09 AM...in response to this comment by Michael Menkin. Thankyou Michael Menkin for that information. You have to admit it sounds pretty 'out there' from where we're sitting.
Have you personally been abducted?
Jake
Thursday 8th May 2008 | 06:35 AM...in response to this comment by Michael Menkin. Oh yes, I am sure the people believe that they have been abducted, but sometimes the fractured mind creates fantastic stories to cover up a traumatic event.
Obviously, having never been abducted by anything more than my mates for a night of clubbing, my opinion is that it is nonsense.
Still I am open to the possibility that aliens visit earth, though I find it idiotic that a race able to travel through the stars would bother with our race.
Michael Menkin has never been abducted.
What the aliens are doing does indeed sound crazy but all of the evidence I and other good investigators such as David Jacobs point to it.
Their goal of colonizing our planet with hybrids that are half alien and half human does sound crazy but that is what they are doing. They intend to live here through their own genetic creations.
They bother with our race because they think they can somehow reproduce through us. Actually they don't give a damn about our race except for the genetic material we have that they can use.
See Why Aliens Abduct Humans on my other site, AliensandChildren.org.
I suggest you read some of Dave Jacobs' and Budd Hopkin's books before making more ignorant comments.
Jake
Friday 9th May 2008 | 08:14 AM...in response to this comment by Michael Menkin. Ignorant would suggest that I have first hand knowledge and ignore it, I don't, having never been abducted.
Sorry mate, I think you're a fruit loop.
I think it would be a total tragety if we were the only life in the universe, but I cardly think we're being collonised by the body snatchers.
Ignorant is the correct word for you. If you haven't read one book on the subject or talked with one investigator or gone to a MUFON meeting, you are indeed very ignorant of the subject.
I would like to say one thing, abductions are real, it's happening, maybe not to you, but to others.
laugh and joke say how stupid it is when one of those days you might be snatched in the middle of the night, your unconcious while the Aliens are experimenting with you.
how frighting is that?, really frighting.
well I hope you get abducted my friend for not being so high minded to take the wisdom from Michael Menkin.
Rodney
Thursday 29th May 2008 | 10:12 AM...in response to this comment by Jake. "...but I cardly think we're being collonised by the body snatchers..."
That's either a hilarious typo or just plain hilarious...
Jake
Thursday 29th May 2008 | 10:55 AM...in response to this comment by smith. Actually when I was in my teens, I got really into the ufo and abduction scene and bought a series of magazines. While the tales were harrowing and terrifying, they could have easily won short story contests. As the courts say, unless you have evidence, it is just heresay!
charles banos
Saturday 12th July 2008 | 10:41 AM...in response to this comment by Michael Menkin. i would realy like to have one of those helmets if posable.
Pam...Trinity West Motors
Wednesday 16th July 2008 | 08:08 AM...in response to this comment by charles banos. Heh Charles,
Email me at
Pam
Chris
Wednesday 16th July 2008 | 03:14 PMPersonally I believe in UFO abductions (as with Big Foot, Nessy et al as I've said before).
Everyone would agree that, if you did "come out" and say you were abducted or said you saw a UFO, you'd expect to be ridiculed and be the brunt of many a joke...not to mention alienating yourself from your friends and family (sorry about that pun). So why would you do it? ...and lets be honest, there have been a hell of a lot more people than a small handful.
I've come to the general conclusion that there has to be some truth behind it all.
Some of you may have seen that movie "Fire in the Sky" (See the link below).
Basically, its a true story about a bunch of guys arrested for killing their co-worker. However, they all passed lie detector tests to prove otherwise. Their friend then re-appears a few days later claiming he was abducted by an alien.
I know people can cheat on lie detector tests, but I doubt that ALL the men in question had the skills to do it.
Call me gullible, but there has to be some truth behind it. Just like the "Mythical Unicorn" was found recently in Italy. OK, it wasn't a unicorn and it wasn't magical, but there was some "truth" behind it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_in_the_Sky
dr.j
Saturday 16th August 2008 | 02:07 AMyou can have any hat you like to wear with 8 or 12 sheets of velostat in it, who cares what it looks like your going to sleep with it on at night.
a baseball cap might be your solution if you find the leather hat too ridiculous, but really if you look into the science into the velostat's unique properties, then I suppose it's out smarted you all.
Zorge
Thursday 7th October 2010 | 09:04 PMpeople being taken in the middle of the nights, wearing helmets to bed to prevent it! look if this is happening you really think a helmet is gonna stop them??
as for the half alien human race ohhh yes that is definitely happening, read David ike-children of the matrix
Papa
Friday 8th October 2010 | 02:21 AMWell any alien that attempts to abduct me better hope "it" is bullet proof.
Henk V
Friday 8th October 2010 | 05:19 AMdammit I hate non purists.
Anyone knows that aliens who use 70's technology (such as described by abductees) are probably only looking for sex and food.
The al foil helmet is there so you dont get done in the microwave.
Danniel T. O.
Tuesday 8th March 2011 | 04:09 AMMichael Menkin is right, you know. Aliens do this stuff, and it isn't fake at all.
Henk V.
Tuesday 8th March 2011 | 06:38 AMtoo right! Leprechauns do a lot of stuff too. If Darren McGavin hadn't enlightened me, I would never have heard of doppelgangers either.
Its just a pity they only do it in fiction. The technology they use is current with ours.
The thing to notice from these stories is; anything vague enough to behave in a capricious manner and only in a capricious manner is a myth. Unless its a goat.
Jake
Wednesday 19th March 2008 | 11:43 AMI used to wear a stack hat when I was a kid and I've never been abducted... does that count?