This is too funny not to share. A few days ago on Profileblog.com someone posted "5 Myspace Morons", which linked to 5 Myspace pages belonging to the more literally challenged (and deluded) of the user base. The post got picked up on Digg and .

Today one of the 5 "Myspace morons" responded and simultaneously confirmed his placement in the top 5. Read this, if you can.

Ayo Digg.com dun FuCked wit da wRong G.
Current mood: angry

aYo Its Me dat K, A to da DouBle Z n I cant help but V, some whiteyz Is tryin Ta diss me. Aight check it I wuZ showin off mah fame to some FYne Azz hunniez at mah crib, and I stumBle upon Dis here Digg.com site, man dis da nerdIezt fukIn a site a Brother could see.

Mah BytchEz got turned on when I said watch How Big Papa Crunch handlez dem hataz.

http://profilesblog.com/?p=4


Dat B da site, i Iz callin all you neRdz who took part in makin this to step UP And DO SomEthin, dont be hidin behind some Digg.com, outta rename dat shit to nerdz.com. Hidin behind day keyboArds talkin shyt.

But Ya SEe da nerDz from digs is just JealOuz dat I get mo Poon in OnE night den Dat entiRe populaTion COM-B-INED bitchEz.

Da MyspAce nigGaz is gun invade dis site, you CrackZ got somEthin to say hit up mah Voice CommenTz, o some shyt.

CheCk Yoself befo u WRecK yoself. PaYCE

What can you say to that? Oh wait, you don't speak 'Bling'? Me either. Translated version below (translated by Digg user ).

Hello denizens of Digg.com you have started a quarrel with the wrong individual.
My current mood is that I am peeved.

Hello my name is Kazz and I cannot help but notice that many of you individuals are trying to bismerch me. I was showing off my riches to a few enchanting women which I had over at my domicile when I happened upon this site Digg.com, and I must say it is quite a nerdy community.

My ladies where pleased when I said I would handle you hooligans.

http://profilesblog.com/?p=4


Those are the websites in question, I am calling all of the hooligans who took part in this to step ud and take aresponsibility for their actions, don't hide yourselfs behind the veil of Digg.com, it might as well be rechristened hooligans.com. You are only acting tough because you are shrouding yourselves behind your keyboards.

But you see I believe you hooligans from Digg are simply jealous that I have more relations in one night than your entire populace combined.

Us denizens of MySpace will intrude upon theis websites territory, if you have something to say please leave me a voice comment, or something of the like.

Know yourself before you destroy yourself. Payce.

I won't bother pointing out the irony (but think l33t speak). Incidentally, my spell checker had a nervous breakdown before I posted this article.