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Mikey 4 comments
This could be, depending on how you look at it, either the most creative or the lamest defence ever devised. A man arrested for possessing more than 1000 child pornography images on his PC says his it wasn't him, it was his cat.
Keith Griffin says his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room and 'strange things' appeared on the computer when he returned. Yeah.
I've got 3 cats and I've lost count of the number of times one of them has walked on my keyboard and pressed the exact keys to spell 'hugejuggs.com', and then proceeded to download everything on the site. I'm sure it's a very common occurrence.
GinaSquitieri
Monday 10th August 2009 | 12:11 PMNot even the slightest hint of creative genius is anywhere in that excuse, so it's definitely the lamest.
True story: A woman whose ex-boyfriend -- a 54-year-old man who ran for election many times for a position on the school board and also won -- she believed was cheating on her, but the only evidence she had was the fact that some condoms were missing from his medicine cabinet. She never actually caught him in the act. When she asked why they were missing, he told her -- "My dog ate them!"
andrew
Monday 10th August 2009 | 04:21 PMI am sure the court has not heard that excuse before!!
Jim
Tuesday 11th August 2009 | 08:02 PMNote to self- buy a cat.
ANY
Sunday 9th August 2009 | 07:42 PMSimple typo, it was meant to be Kitty Porn