No kidding, Courtney. In fact I would go one step further and say you have never touched a keyboard in your life prior to this grammatical massacre you call a blog entry. I am guessing you think only trained typists have the manual dexterity and minimum required brain cells to compose a coherent sentence.

I will admit I have not read the entire post but you will understand why very soon. This is definitely a contender for 'worst blog composition ever' if there is such a category. Have a .

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